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    I have found my truly calling at last. After reading the below, you will think really? Yes, I have... You know why? Because I can do every industry with SEO without ever getting bored of it. I have been involved with a lot of things in life, always a workaholic, never really satisfied until I met the search engines. I have done aluminum roofing for factories (teenage years), I have been a new home construction superintendent. I have worked as a bank manager. I have dealt with automation and security technology consulting. I was involved in startups for hotel wireless internet (when wireless was a big deal). I have an MBA in marketing. I have worked with so many industries it is not even funny. Why do I write about real estate SEO because I am a partner of a family Chicago real estate agency. Do not take me wrong, I am not a "Real Estate" SEO. I have worked with so many clients from steroids to universities, to apparel stores, to hospitals to hedge funds and lawyers. I love being an SEO. No one customer is ever the same. By the way, we are also passionate about Chicago Cerebral palsy issues

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Pirate Code - a tale (SEO version) »

By Mert on Apr 22, 2008 in SEO Humor | 0 Comments

Disclaimer: Below is a “tale” of the doom of the Carribean Pirates. This whole story is not a historical fact but another pirate tale where the facts are told like a fairy tale. The implied similes are simply perspectives rather than facts and the perspectives are not necessarily the “popular” or “true” versions. Please [...] Read more »

Re/Max - MSN Alliance? »

By Mert on Apr 11, 2008 in SEO Humor | 0 Comments

Following the alliance of Prudential with Yahoo in Yahoo Real Estate section, RE/MAX is testing an alliance with MSN and taking it one step further. Read more »

Stealth PR Check »

By Mert on Feb 4, 2008 in Black Hat SEO, SEO Humor | 2 Comments

Ever wanted to check a competitor site’s page rank for any page but don’t want the competition to know you visited them? Read more »

I am a Google Optimizer »

By Mert on Feb 1, 2008 in SEO Humor | 0 Comments

Microsoft is trying to buy Yahoo for 43.6 billion dollars. Good, now we can call ourselves Google Optimizers (GOs) rather than Search Engine Optimizers (SEOs), if Windows or Live search are the quality control examples for Microsoft. Read more »

Funniest 404 by a Dog site? »

By Mert on Sep 23, 2007 in SEO Humor | 1 Comment

You donot expect a dog site to be creative especially about creating a Read more »

SEO Dark Lord »

By Mert on Sep 11, 2007 in SEO Humor | 0 Comments

Hey Rand, Your SEO quiz rating titles are wrong. 100% answer is the Dark Lord not Deity. How do I know this?? Because I am the Dark Lord of SEO. Read more »

Google Nofollow assassin murders Graywolf »

By Mert on Sep 5, 2007 in SEO Humor | 0 Comments

Google has a new simple strategy behind the nofollow tags, that really uses human greed, wrath, envy and most importantly pride. Sadly Michael Gray, is the latest victim to this. Read more »

Google keyword: Steroids »

By Mert on Jun 15, 2007 in SEO Humor | 0 Comments

Steroids in this country is a multi-million dollar industry. It is amazing to me that in such an industry, there is so little competition on the web. So I simply wrote steroids (most popular keyword) and looked at the top of the hill. Top 3 are the usual authority sites, the White House, NIDA(National Institute [...] Read more »

Google keyword: Woman »

By Mert on Jun 15, 2007 in SEO Humor | 0 Comments

OK, is everyone as tired as I am of the supremacy of Wiki in keyword searches. I mean this is getting ridiculous. There are millions of pages about the word “woman”. There are hundreds of authority sites about woman. Fine, the number 1 site is Wikipedia article about woman, I get it. But does the [...] Read more »

Guide to making wikipedia #1 for any major keyword. »

By Mert on Jun 15, 2007 in SEO Humor | 1 Comment

Here is another useless fact for you to enjoy:
If you are a major wikipedia.com addict like me and think that you should make it supreme for any and every keyword you care about here is the trick. Read more »