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Google Halloween Joke

Mert — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:59:04 +0000

Happy Halloween everyone. Google decided to pull a Halloween Joke by adding the below code to its robots.txt for a day.

Google Halloween Robots.txt

[/caption] I am glad there are some funny people in Google. That was a nice touch.

Palinocchio

Mert — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:24:30 +0000

There are certain things in the media that can kill a political campaign. With Howard Dean, there was the scream With Michael Dukakis there was the tank

Michael Dukakis on a Tank

[/caption] And now it is the Republican’s turn. How can you really beat Palinocchio poster? P.S. That is a picture from the ethics investigation protests against [...]

Tina Fey for Vice President

Mert — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:25:21 +0000

I have always had a crush for Tina Fey (Yes I am married with a kid) but after Saturday Night Live, what did you do, Obama? There is not a Democrat out there who would not pick her. Below is the funny campaign video for Tina Fey and the immortal SNL performance.

Black Hat SEO Song

Mert — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:44:56 +0000

I have been addicted to the song “Hurt” the last few days, Below is my Black Hat SEO lyrics version of the song “Hurt” by Nine Inch Nails (I also added the youtube versions of the song by NIN and Johnny Cash at the bottom of the lyrics to make the point better Hurt - Black Hat [...]

Pirate Code - a tale (SEO version)

Mert — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:44:09 +0000

Disclaimer: Below is a “tale” of the doom of the Carribean Pirates. This whole story is not a historical fact but another pirate tale where the facts are told like a fairy tale. The implied similes are simply perspectives rather than facts and the perspectives are not necessarily the “popular” or “true” versions. Please [...]

Re/Max - MSN Alliance?

Mert — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:48:53 +0000

Following the alliance of Prudential with Yahoo in Yahoo Real Estate section, RE/MAX is testing an alliance with MSN and taking it one step further. After a long research of MSN/Live combined data by RE/Max on visit/lead rates comparing the MSN Real Estate, MSN organic results and paid results, RE/MAX has published a press release [...]

Stealth PR Check

Mert — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:54:28 +0000

Ever wanted to check a competitor site’s page rank for any page but don’t want the competition to know you visited them? simply type http://www.www.sitename.com . If you have a google toolbar; this will allow you to see the page rank of the site without having to actually enter the site. OK, OK I declare myself [...]

I am a Google Optimizer

Mert — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:00:37 +0000

Microsoft is trying to buy Yahoo for 43.6 billion dollars. Good, now we can call ourselves Google Optimizers (GOs) rather than Search Engine Optimizers (SEOs), if Windows or Live search are the quality control examples for Microsoft.

SEO Dark Lord

Mert — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:59:28 +0000

Hey Rand, Your SEO quiz rating titles are wrong. 100% answer is the Dark Lord not Deity. How do I know this?? Because I am the Dark Lord of SEO.(kidding) p.s. Great Link Bait, brother. The original code said to link to Seomoz.com, I think you should also change the Dark Lord link to my [...]

Google keyword: Steroids

Mert — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 00:02:30 +0000

Steroids in this country is a multi-million dollar industry. It is amazing to me that in such an industry, there is so little competition on the web. So I simply wrote steroids (most popular keyword) and looked at the top of the hill. Top 3 are the usual authority sites, the White House, NIDA(National Institute [...]